J: I'm sorry, I haven't been listening to you for the past-- T: No, I just started the sentence right there. J: Oh! T: Hello, and welcome to, once again, another episode of Ask The Experts. J: Yes, we are th-those experts. T: We ARE the experts! Experts on all things: T: Food, Travel, Trophies J: Philosophy.
T: Are you okay with vision? You can always lean over. J: Yeah, that's-- T: LEAN ON ME! When you're not strong. J: Is that an... Invitation? T: Yeah! T: Aww, your face feels wonderful J: Facial hair feels-- T: The facial hair, it was going through the jacket.
T: That's just some really strong facial hair genes. J: I'm not wearing jeans. You are, though. It, uh, doesn't match your suit.
T: You may not think so. T: This is a good example of how fashionably inclined I am T: because guess what? J: WOAH! T: Next summer, T: This is all going to be in style. T: And good segue to today's topic, Mr. Sanders! T: That's right because today's topic on Ask the Experts is fashion.
T: We asked you to submit in your fashion-related questions using the hashtag #THOMASANSWERS, T: and now Thomas and Joan will answer. T: I didn't do Thomas and Joan answers because J: Why didn't you put my name in the hashtag? T: Twitter's got that whole 140 character limit. I knew you were going to bring it up T: We're gonna talk about this after. J Okay.
T: H-Okay! J: Hokey-pokey. T: Hokey-pokey! J: Do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around J: That's what it's a-- T: I don't know what you're quoting right now. J: It's Nelson Mandela. T: Oh.
T: If you have to wear one of these suits to a really important event, which would you choose? T: Well first, we have... This is-- J: That is the man with the yellow hat from Curious George [Thomas laughs] T: Or the male version of Carmen Sandiego yeah J: Okay. J: and you have the riddler T: Holiday... J: And the Yule Tide...
T: Yeah, the Holiday Edition Riddler J: Feeling the Yule Tide spirit [Thomas laughs] Then we've got: Luck Be a Gentleman Tonight J: Yeah. T: Oh, and then... J: this is Shaun White wearing my grandmother's old discarded wallpaper. T: Yes.
I love it T: The new style, so if I had to choose, a good portion of me is Irish T: So I probably go with luck be a gentleman. J: I've never properly celebrated Halloween or Christmas, so I probably go with Yuletide Riddler. Okay. T: Steph asks how do I make my outfits gayer? J: There's one key way and a lot of people don't know this you can't let your outfit wear you.
You have to wear your outfit. T: Right. J: So as long as you're as gay as possible, your outfit will be as gay as It could possibly be. T: right J: If you want to make your outfit gayer, buy this shirt.
T: You could go and buy this shirt as well J: District Lines dot com slash Thomas Sanders. T: Shameless promo. REAL shameless promo. No matter what you wear, it could always be gayer J: That shirt could be gayer.
T: That shirt definitely could be gayer. J: It's all, it's mostly black. It could have more rainbows. T: Maybe...
[Somber music] T: I'm starting to regret a lot of things... J: It's okay. Why can't you wear white after labor day? When you're going into labor, I think that's very bad... J: It's very messy T: Very Messy.
J: And if you wear white You're going to get some baby gunk on your white clothes Do you think Joan will ever venture out and try a new beanie or hat? That beanie and I are in a very committed relationship. J: We've discussed... T: It's true. I always feel like the third wheel around him.
J: His name's Marco, by the way. T: Marco the Beanie? J: Marco the Beanie. Best Fashion decade of all time and why? Obviously the tens. J: yeah T: The ten B.C.
That was like a sheet. It was really easy to go out and buy a robe. J: Yeah. And that was uh, that was in a time when people still respected the idea that you shouldn't mix fabrics.
T: Right. J: You should never mix fabrics. If you're wearing cotton don't wear anything else. Don't wear sil- T: The other kind of cl- fabric.
J: Yeah, the other one's silk. Cotton and silk. T: Silk? J: Those are the only two. T: Silk is like an almond kind.
Like isn't that an almond milk? J: Yeah. You, you put it on it's Uh, It's a new development in clothing technology. You pour the almond milk on your arm, and it clings to it. T: Right.
J: And then it's this skin tight suit. A lot of surfers wear it. T: Okay. J: I don't know if you've noticed them with the skin tight shirts? Surfers? T: Yes.
J: I feel like you don't know what Surfers are. T: Web... Surfers? J: No... (Laughter) T: I'm an expert in fashion, okay? Not surfing.
Oh, this is so cute. How long have you and Joan been friends sorry for spelling. We've been friends for quite some time. J: We're not friends J: I thought...
T: Excuse me for a second. What is going on? J: I thought we were clear on this being a totally like... T: Joan... J: I thought this was all for show.
I hate you. T: (choked cry of distress) J: Aw, this is just filling me with joy seeing you upset like this. T: Excuse me. We're gonna have to just take a second.
J: Alright moving on. T: Never, I guess. J: And we never will be T: (quietly) Just stop talking to me. Don't talk to me right now.
J: We uh, we're doing a show right now T: What does it take to be a fashion critic? Just, need to look at a piece of clothing and go: "Ha ha ha. I like that." J: Or, "Ha ha ha. Baaad" You just have to have an opinion and be loud about it. T: Very true.
J: about clothes. T: Yeah, about clothes in particular. J: Yeah. T:Yeah.
J: if you have an opinion on like uncharted 4 and you're loud about it, T: Then you're not a fashion critic J: Yeah. T: You could be, but that wouldn't qualify you as one. J: That's not what makes you a fashion critic. T: That's a pretty useful distinction.
If a dog wore pants would he wear them like this or like this? J: I've seen this picture before. T: They both got 'em wrong, okay? You wear the pants on just the paws. J: They' re actually very like human-centric pants designs. T: Very much so.
J: And I don't appreciate it T:Yeah. J: Like, how's the dog gonna pee? T: Give us a walkthrough of how you and Joan choose your outfits in the morning. Go! Well PJ, I get up and I usually J: Call me and we talk about it together We talk about it together and Joan usually is like Look down, and I'm like oh And then I spot the shirt that I wore the day before. Is it that one? And Joan's like "Yeah!" It's not that I absolutely need them to tell me it's just that I.
Really aspire to hear their voice As often as I possibly can everyday J: You aspire to. T: It's very professional... J: It' s very annoying. T: And not at all because I'm dependent on them J: Please stop, by the way.
Stop calling me, please. T: No. J: (stutter) To, get ready T: You're going to have to get used to it. What is your opinions and thoughts on this outfit? That is actually me after I rolled in peanut butter, and then went playing in the ball pit ball at Chuck E.
Cheese. It was a week ago. (Laughter) J: What's your opinion and thoughts on it? It was fun. T: It was a great time.
J: Clean up was a b***h (shared laughter) T: That's amazing. Why do British people call sneakers trainers? J: A sneaker is a young child who takes cookies that don't belong to them T: Right. So in the British the sneakers are kids that are training to become robbers J: Yeah, so it's a little more organized T: Yeah J: In the uk T: Also, why did you ask that for the fashion video? I guess like maybe they robbed like a clothing store. T: There you go.
That's probably your thinking, so I hope that was enlightening Catherine. (Laugh) Brooklyn asks; who are you wearing right now? I'm wearing a very thin veil of self-confidence. Who are you wearing? J: I'm wearing my good pal. T: Awww Was that hug for real? J: No, please don't touch me.
Your leg is touching me right now, please move it. T: Anyway, Lauren asks; boxers or briefs? J: I love you too. T: Love both of you. J: Yeah, thank you T: See, somebody loves me.
J: Heh. T: Um... J: Not me. (Laughter) J: Well, boxers are a type of dog.
T: And briefs are like when you keep things like real short. J: Like I want to keep my Interactions with you short. T: absolutely (Laugh) So I guess I'm going to go with dogs. J: Yeah me too.
T: Again, I'm really not understanding the correlation here I guess boxers are welcome at fashion. J: We did answer a question about dogs T: We did. J: And then so the person was probably like oh. T: There's never a wrong time to talk about dogs J:Yeah.
T: giving my dog fashion suggestions What should she wear? Nothing but a big smile on her face at all times because she's a precious angel. J: Dogs can't smile. T: Look, you can live in whatever fantasy world you live in but Don't ever talk about dogs like you know them What is the best summer color, asks Bella J: Most people want to look hot during the summer right? So you want to wear all black because black attracts the most heat T: Definitely J: So if you want to be looking hot for summer, wear an all-black ensemble. Wear layers.
T: layers and layers. T: You'll get so hot... T: Wear leather. J: You'll get so hot and be so sweaty every one's gonna want to know you.
(Sudden laughter) Who's that person that looks like they just got out of the swimming pool? T: Yeah, and you're going to be like And then faint because obviously the heat stroke, but... J: how many buttons is too many? T: I know it's wondering of that J: I don't know, but you are as cute as a button. T: Stop, you can't get back on my good side anymore But I would probably say maybe 24 J: (laugh) T: We're talking about buttons on a remote, right? J: Yeah at that point You don't... T: You know, it's excessive.
J: It's like which... What I don't know what to press yeah T: You're pressing my buttons right now (loud laugh), (exaggerated groan) We're getting some good ones here. J: Yeah, T: We're getting some good ones. You're not a good one How do you make clothes? (Exhale laughter from both) How do you make clothes? I don't think you finished your question here.
J: How do you make clothes blue? T: How do you make clothes blue? That's probably it. J: Because I don't have enough blue clothes, and I have to make my clothes blue T: How is that done? J: We got to go find a Warlock They usually live in caves. You've got to hire them, and they will enchant your clothing and change the color T: Yeah But definitely read the yelp reviews because a lot of warlocks hike up their prices. J: Yeah, J: (burp) T: Okay.
I knew you're going to burp. Joan just can't stop farting through their mouth. What is in your opinion, style? Harry. J: yeah that I was thinking Ryan.
T: From whose line is it anyway? J: Yeah, T: You get me (both laugh) J: Yeah, love 'em. T: Ryan Styles? J: Yeah, love T: Absolutely... J: Funny guy T: Funny, funny guy. J: Funny guy! T: Also very stylish He wears the best shoes.
J: yeah, I love when He and Colin work together. T: Right. They do this bit where they kind of like just sit down and they pretend like they're news anchors like real professionaly And they just improv a bunch. In front of a camera Like who else does that? J: That sounds like a really fun premice.
T: Sounds like a real fun premise J: Yeah for two dudes to do. J: I'd love to watch that and subscribe to that channel that would put that out. T: I would give them lots of likes and comments. I dare you to use a random object to make fashion.
J: Okay. T: Okay. J: We've got a package full of thumbtacks over here. T: Okay.
J: Place these in my body until I'm covered with them, and I'm going to have a thumb tack shirt. Go ahead. Stick it in. WaaaaHHH! Never mind.
T: That really scared me. J: (giggle) Don't know why, because I don't care about your well-being anymore. J: All right. Still going with that shtick (bell ding) T: Okay, I'm better now.
(Giggles) Where did the word Fabric come from? There's a dude named Rick and he was incredibly fabulous. J: Before him people were wearing leaves and stuff. So they're like, we need to get some clothes from fab-Rick over there Cause like he has the best stuff It doesn't it doesn't like, rot. Go get your clothes from fab-Rick.
T: Yep, and he also knew not to mix different fabrics yeah, uh uh honey, J: He's like, two fab-Ricks don't mix. (Both laugh) J: They're gonna fight. I love you too. T: Sometimes we're going to have to show how well we know something...
J: We like to put our skills to the test T: Answering it at the same time. J: Yes T: Good start. Where did the name "fashion" come from? Both: Long ago... In the farshinst....
Community of a nooble...Nooble? Nooble. Zealand. (Laughter) There lived an old.. Man! Whose name was Fuuuuu...
Liiiii shaaaa... Silverstone. (Laughter) she has Is it a girl now? I mean...He had a younger brother named fashion Silverstone, and he was... Very upset St- J: (amused noises) Is that what I said? T: Yeah.
Both: With how he looked In... Clothes. (Laugh) and It became his Livelihood but he died and a tragic sledding accident and Felicia Silverstone continued his legacy in his name T: Nailed it. J: Yes.
T: That's a beautiful story, and then that happened in Noobleg Zealand J: That... Noobleg Zealand. T: Hope that is, Joan? We're, we're not done yet. We're still doing the video buddy Joan, off camera: We're still, we're still doing what? T: Well, I guess that concludes another episode of ask the experts.
J: Yeah, T: You're welcome everyone out there. J: (overlapping) You're welcome T: All of you I hope that you have been super enlightened into the world of fashion. J: (burp) T: As always an important contribution From Joan's mouth farts. J: Yeah, they're not farts.
T: They're... Well, then my nose says differently Thank you so much once again to Joan J: Thank you once again to Thomas (overlapping) T: For being a part of my life. J: Such great friends T: And such a good expert of all things J: You know, There's so much about everything. T: same with you.
J: Yeah T: Just for clarification's sake, this is all misinformation We don't know anything, and it's not to speak badly abo- J: We know some things. T: We know some things. Yes, very true But it is not to speak badly J: On people who like T: Who appreciate fashion. J: In fact, please hit me up because I need some help.
T: Yes, I'm always looking for a fashion advice because I know literally nothing It's more to make fun of the fact that I do wear very much the same thing. J: I want to revamp my closet I need some new stuff. You know? T: It's not great world of fashion is fascinating, honestly. J: Fashion-ating.
T: Fashion-ating! (Both laugh) It is! T: That's a great way to end the video right there. Thank you so much for watching hope you enjoyed it if you're interested in my previous videos click over here if you're new to the Channel and would like to subscribe click down here and also if you're interested in becoming featured fander click over here That's it and until next time take it easy guys gals and non-binary pals. (Overlapping) T: Peace out! J: Goodbye! T: Ok. Well, This is only your 50th video with me (laughter).
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